Some of the words that have come out of our mouths are:
Please don't lick the bathtub.
Please don't lick me.
Please don't lick the bottom of that shoe.
Get your face away from your sister's butt.
Let me smell your hands.
You should put some food in your mouth, chew it, swallow, and then do it all over again. This is how we eat.
Please don't eat trash.
It truly is amazing that our species has survived, since we've all started out as children.
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